Yomega Clone Trooper Yomen Star Wars Yoyo

Now Star Wars and Yo-Yo fans of all ages can wield the Force like never before with Yomega's collectible new Yo-Men Action Stands. Some of the most memorable characters from the Star Wars Galaxy, come to life in this brand new way to play. Each Yomega Yo-Men character features a high-performance Fireball yo-yo emblazoned with the character's image, perfect for super-fast advanced tricks or basic throws. Place the Fireball in the Action Stand to complete the Yo-Men character.

It should be obvious to you that every one of these Yomega Clone Trooper yoyos are exactly the same. You might even call them "clones" of each other. Also, these yoyos have an intense hatred for Jar Jar Binks, along with everyone else on earth and many other planets and galaxies and universes. Do clone troopers usually have two guns? I'm going to have to watch a Star Wars movie again to see, because I think that they only used one gun and these yoyos aren't even accurate. I'm pretty sure clone troopers weren't so fat and round that they could roll. But it's still a good yoyo, and probably a collector's item too. 20 years from now, your mom will have thrown this yoyo away, and then you'll see that it is worth $900 on Ebay and you can call your mom and yell at her for throwing away your awesome Star Wars collection from 2013. And she'll be all, "That was the dark period between Star Wars eras where there hadn't been any new Star Wars stuff for years, except for some cartoon."

If you are buying a yoyo, don't forget to buy a yo-yo trick book to carry with you, a yoyo trick DVD for at home, and extra yoyo strings. Learning new tricks makes yoyoing much more fun, and you'll need extra strings, because they wear out with regular use.

Star Wars Clone Trooper Yoyo Specifications:

• Yoyo weight is 52 grams (not including the figure)
• Width 34.9 mm
• Diameter: 58.4 mm
• Gap width is 2.5 mm